Historien om den gravide kalkunen

En av de historiene jeg bare må fortelle videre:

Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically.

It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yes, my sister is a BLONDE.

Selv fant jeg denne i news-gruppen rec.humor.funny som også har en egen webside. (Jeg søkte nå i Google etter denne historien, og fikk 687 treff. Man kan trygt regne med at det tallet vil stige!)

PS: Må innrømme at først etter at jeg

• leste historien,
• og lo litt,
• og tenkte meg om litt, ...

... slo det meg at fugler blir ikke gravide